Characters Lindy Langley Lindy loves stuffed animals, baking muffins, & the children’s musical group “The Shakes”.  Also, rainbows and ponies and the laughter of babies!  She thinks the best of everyone she meets -- even you!  Lindy doesn’t know much about being a private detective yet, but she’s learning!  Slowly… Jack Stone Detective Jack Stone doesn’t trust YOU or anyone else!  Because you’re probably up to no good and he’s going to get you to admit it, even if he has to use force.  You want a piece of this?!  HE HAS A GUN!  Don’t cross Detective Jack Stone.  And whatever you do, DO NOT mention Detective Fluffkins of the LAPD. Delilah Delilah is the secretary for the “Get A Clue Detective Agency”.  She hates her job and she hates you.  Captain Sparkles The world’s most famous doggie superstar.  Mr. Winkles ain’t got nothing on this pooch. Mrs. Sparkles Mrs. Sparkles lives, eats, and breathes for her dog, Captain Sparkles.  After her husband left her for another man she took Captain Sparkles’ name and devoted her entire existence to him.  She has one son, but often forgets that he exists. Jeremiah Jeremiah is the forgotten son of Mrs. Sparkles.  He resents Captain Sparkles and would like nothing better than to see him disappear.  Jeremiah once tried cutting himself to get attention from his mother, but he’s got a low tolerance for pain.  So instead he just started wearing eye-liner. Frank Frank is Captain Sparkles’ manager and he’s damn proud of it.  He made that dog what he is today – a SUPERSTAR – and he’s not done yet.  By the time he’s through with him, Captain Sparkles is going to be bigger than Jesus & William Shatner put together! Pedro the Gardener Pedro the Gardener is a gardener.  Named Pedro.  Sometimes he trims Mrs. Sparkles’ bush. Cleaver Cleaver is a lot of things, but none of them are good for you. He's a renaissance man of unsavory activities, always looking for the next scam...or adorable collectible figurine.  If you make it worth his while, he's happy to lend a hand...just don't ask him where that hand has been. Detective Fluffkins Originally Jack’s roommate at the Police Academy, Detective Fluffkins is now Jack’s mortal enemy. He is a total a-hole. Detective Cottontail Detective Fluffkins’ partner in the LAPD Detective Unit.  Also an a-hole.
 
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